Diet? .__.

Gue mulai diet. I'm gonna fail. But, GUE TAU GUE BISA, KOK!!!!

To be honest, gue juga nggak terlalu PD sama badan gue.

So, hmm.. so... *it's hard to admit that my mommy's right the whole time..*

DIET

It's hard. It hurts. It's... Diet is not EASY at all!!!!!
.________________________. *megangin perut di pojokan dan berkata, "You're gonna be okay, babe..*

#TERLALU #DIDRAMATISIR #AKIBAT #TEMENTEMENGUE #SUKANONTON #SINETRONINDONESIA



GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Guess! Kay, never mind...
I read FIRDHA's blog during TIK. The teacher lost me somewhere when he said "... IP itu Internet Protocol" Sir, we're talking about the internet here.. GUE SETIAP HARI UDAH BERTEMAN BAIK DENGANNYA!!! DON'T MESS OUR f*cking PERFECT FRIENDSHIP, just because ada segala macam hal tentang internet yang belum gue ketahui. I accept it the way it is.
*tarik nafas... buang dengan kentut!*

NGOMONGIN SOAL KENTUT, GUE. MASUK. ANGIN. KARENA. LUPA. MAKAN. SIANG!
This is no longer about the diet stuff I've been stressed out about. .__. Ini murni kelupaan gue karena gue tidur kayak kebo... *zzzzzzzzzz*

... ... ... ... *Awkward moment* ... ... ... ...

Hmm... oh iya. LO TAU GAK SEH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Kalas 8.1 itu.... FRONTAL. PARAH! PINTER. NGGAK. KETOLONGAN! NGESELIN... Tadi tangannya sobek, jatoh dari bangku. Kasian....... *ikut se.... SENANG!* ~LMFAO-ing~ ~enjoying the moment~
Nah, I actually felt a bit bad about his injury. Tapi, he was still laughing even if blood was all over his thumb. .___. *boys..*
Soal kefrontalannya..
Gue disuruh maju baca puisi bebas yg entah-bagaimana-caranya selesai gue tulis. Satu tentang Mr. R, satu lagi tentang ibu. *typical*
Di tengah-tengah membacakan puisi tentang Mr. R, Adam berkata...

"Dia suka sama R*mmy?"

Dam, tukeran rangking yuk, sama saya. KURANG FRONTAL APA SIH, LO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *Yasmin stress. Yasmin malu. Guru bahasa Indonesia gue tau. Yasmin tutup muka. Yasmin tidur. Yasmin laper.*
Dan, reaksi anak-anak sekelas.... GO AHEAD AND IMAGINE HOW RED MY FACE WAS...
They were clapping, and of course, they were on Adam's side whenever it comes to mocking or embarrassing ME!!!! .__. #setiakawan #ngeselinkawan

Okeh. Oh iya, si Mr. R dateng lagi hari Rabu. Ih, ganteng. Tapi, keujanan. Dan basah. Kay, now it's turning me on. Alright, calm down, Yasmin. Calm down... DIA. TAMBAH. GANTENG! .___.

BIEBER HAIR-FLIP IS BACK, B!TCH!!!

Gue. Seneng. Gue... It doesn't really matter, but I'm happy now that it's back. ;') Thanks for sticking up with your beliebers. We miss your hair-flip.

Pacar gak-resmi gue, Zayn Malik, baru saja merayakan ultah. Dia bilang, dia kangen gue. Dia sayang gue. Dia pengen ketemu gue. Dan gue sadar, kalo gue cuma menghayal. .__.

... ... ...

Udah, ah. Gue laper beneran. Tapi, it will ruin the beginning of  my diet kalo gue makan malem. But.. But.. Screw diet for now, I wanna eat. I'll start tomorrow. *feel guilty, feel defeated, feel like a chicken, feel relieved, feel sorry, feel I-don't-wanna-eat, feeling like I CAN DO THIS, B~tch!*

BYE.

P.S, Laptop gue terlalu manis. Jadi, banyak semut yg mengelilingi. ._.